You know...a lot of things have happened since I got here last year. one notable thing worthy of mentioning is the girls' alleged claim that I've changed...and supposedly, quite drastically too. actually, I wasn't entirely sure how to respond when I first heard it. part of me felt 'slightly' relieved, maybe because the girls now don't hate me as much as they used to, but somehow I couldn't help but feel another part my me died because I had "softened" up. I felt emptiness within me, that a piece of my own character was gone...the glorious reputation as the baddest, meanest, wisecracking mcp that I was so proud of was lost....and so for awhile, I thought that the 'Legend of IMCP' had become nothing more than a memory.....
back at UiTM Shah Alam, while I was still doing my prep program, I was known as the infamous jerk who can easily piss off any girl just by opening my mouth for a few seconds.now I don't consider myself as an incredibly articulate person, but a lot of ppl admit that I do have a way w/ words.....esp when I make fun of women.maybe its because that apart from my uncontrollabe urge to criticize or comment women w/ statements derogatory in nature, I have that look of a reserved, socially-inept guy who rarely talks to members of the opposite sex, and this may be the reason why the female ATU community called me an mcp...
now I don't actually mind being labelled as a misogynistic bastard who has no respect for the weaker sex(errr...I mean women), but there are times when it really bothers me when girls give me that pissed off look for no apparent reason and starts talking behind my back, literally. sure, being a badass mcp has its own negative repercussions, but most of the girls who seem to despise me are ppl who I don't even know to begin with!! I mean come on....its pretty understandable for a girl to hate me if I called her a bargained basement slut or sth to that effect, but its not the same when I don't even fucking know who the hell she is!!! I guess all of that "don't judge a book by its cover" crap was bullshit afterall....
what I don't get is that girls (and even some guys) accuse me of generalizing lotsa things abt women. well 1st of all, in my defense I'd just want to say that men are indeed SUPERIOR than their non-chromosome-Y-existent counterpart, but ONLY on CERTAIN things, not EVERYTHING. face it girls. there are some things in life that we're better at. men and women can NEVER be equal. period. you say that this is possibly caused by gender stereotyping? heh, well I say that gender stereotyping exists because a pattern was established. have you wondered why men are always thought as the breadwinner of the family, or why women are better at nurturing children? the reason is simple, both men and women are better than each other at doing different tasks and jobs because both have inherently traits that make each more skillful than their counterpart when doing the same thing.
lets consider this example. it has always been believed that the man serves a function of provider in the family, and this is only logical since he is physically stronger, making him suitable for hard tasks such as hunting or doing manual labor. the woman on the other hand, since she is physically weaker than her testosterone-induced partner, focuses more on jobs or tasks that require less exertion of energy. like cooking and cleaning (I know, I know...just bear w/ me for awhile). so the pattern that has been established is basically that the guys do the "hard work" and the girls do the "house work". now keep in mind that I'm not saying that women can't do sth beside "house work", because as we see today, there are many working women doing many things other than taking care of the house and the children. and I'm fine w/ that.but the main point here is that there are things that guys are definitely better than girls at, with better meaning that although a girl can perform the same task, a guy can do it it with less time or even more skillfully. this also applies to guys at doing stuff girls are better at. think abt cooking for instance. sure, there are many skillful chefs out in the world, but women are still the best natural born cooks. no, seriously. any normal girl can cook by far better than your average joe. even if there is a female lumberjack, a male logger will always be better than her at chopping trees because thats what he's good at. long story short, men are superior to women in some areas and women vice-versa.just deal with it....
now back to the main point, with me being the object of hatred of not only almost the entire ATU female population, but even other girls from other prep programs. sheesh. I was actually surprised that I was THAT famous(well, infamous to be precise). nonetheless, I must confess that I enjoyed my rep as an mcp, hence why I invented the now famous moniker...."IMCP" (I-AM-CP, geddit?). the thing is, in actuality, those who REALLY know me don't consider me as an mcp at all. sure, I've always had that nasty sense of sarcasm which results in offensive and insulting one-liners to women, but so what? its not like I'm actually going on an all-out crusade to degrade women to the point of comparing them to morally inferior baby seals that need a good slaughtering. the interesting part is that some of the very same girls who used to despise me back then, later had a different perspective of what kind of person I am once they got to know me better. one even admitted that w/ that foul-mouth aside, I'm not really a bad guy after all...the irony eh?
and now...after all of that buzz that the mcp has gone "soft"as I said before, I felt like a part of me was dying...I thought I had lost the touch to instantly irritate a girl w/ a verbal assault, but I guess I was wrong. just last night, I uhhh..."unintentionally" sparked the rage of a fellow female colleague while we were on the way home from the supermarket. and hoo boy, I guess they were right when they said "hell hath no fury when a woman is scorned". she was so pissed she actually tried to strangle me!! STRIKE TWO. yep, this was the second time a girl tried to choke me after what I said.well, actually there were many other attempts but I usually managed to run away and laugh at them before they could catch me.hehehehe.I guess the girls were quite wrong abt me softening up eh?
well in the end I could never truly change myself from what I really am.sure, its arguable that it probably is true that my level of chauvinism has decreased(nowadays I lower the extremeness of my insults to avoid any attempts of bitchslapping me, poking my eyes or just plain flying-kick me in the nuts) but being the person that I am, it can only mean that an mcp will always be an mcp.......
and so boys & girls...'The Legend of IMCP' lives on....
