Valentine's Day...the one day I truly envy women. no, not because they get all of the lovey-dovey affection from their boyfriends(those attention-seeking whores), its not the stupid flowers or the irritatingly-mushy romantic Hallmark cards, but its the chocolates they get. yes, I'm jealous that women (and some guys) get chocolates on Valentine's...
all of those devilishly delicious pieces of cocoa-enriched confectionaries..mmmm....it's sure a great shame to give them to your supposedly beloved bitch/SOB just because you think you can show your love by giving him/her sth 'special'. to me, giving rings, jewelries, a cd player, gamecube or even a GameBoy Advance SP...now that's what I call special. but chocolates? guys/girls should eat them themselves or even better, give 'em to me instead.trust me that it's only an incredible waste to give chocolates to ppl who do not know how to truly 'appreciate' them (and your lover just might be one of 'em).and just for the records, if you're still planning to give your Valentine(or me in that particular) chocolates, for the love of God, please DO NOT give those cheap-ass chocolates sold less than 5 bucks at the supermarket. the best ones should be like Ferrero Roche (which I think tastes better than sex), the divinely delectable Belgium seashells or if you're such a fucking stingy bastard, at least get those after dinner chocolate mints...
personally, I think Valentine's Day is a shitty celebration. sure, some might argue that I'm only bitter abt this lover's festival because I'm a single and I'm an evil mcp, but I have other reasons too.I mean whats so special abt Valentine's? from what I understand abt love & relationships, couples are supposed to be loving & affectionate with each other all the time...so what makes Valentine's Day any different? hmmm...maybe girls are attention-seeking whores after all...(well, at least some if not most).some guys(and girls) who actually celebrate this crappy piss-poor excuse for a celebration are nothing but pussies who don't have the courage to express their love any other day except Valentine's. I mean come on people. you have got to be the single most pathetic loser on the planet if you hafta wait for a certain day to confess your love for someone. so, just because its Valentine's you suddenly have the courage to give the person you admire a love-letter/card/candy when the whole year you were nothing but a gutless, yellow-bellied retard with genital herpes? to me, all of these charade on Valentine's seem so pointless and unnecessary, and therefore it is stupid and a complete waste of time & energy..
on a side note, today was the final day for a fellow senior of mine, izzudin abd rahim(aka 'judd') in bloomington, indiana.yeah, I had some great times w/ the guy(he was my pron mentor)...from the many discussions we had many months ago(abt sex, politics, love, relationships etc.) and I owe him for introducing me to Mini Crullers and teaching me a thing or two abt javascript(or whatever the fuck you call it).you will be missed bub...
now this is what I call a 'real' judd cutting cake on his final after Friday Prayers Valentine's gift night in Bloomington
