To commemorate men’s victory over women in the Battle of the Sexes, I’ve decided to unveil to the whole world my next project:
yup, that’s right. it’s my very own spiffy-lookin’ t-shirt!! the screen-printed shirt is 100% preshrunk cotton (Hanes Heavyweight, made in Mexico) and boasts my insignia on the top left of the chest and a cigar-smokin’, gun-totin’ badass male piglet at the back (see images below). credits for the wonderful design goes to shamsul fakhar (aka pa’a / shamsul fucker), an ex-schoolmate of mine who started drawing macho-looking pigs after Mr. Fong decided to let us read George Orwell’s Animal Farm back in Form Two (thanks again dude. couldn’t have done it without your help. your pigs rock!!!).
currently I only have two of ‘em in my closet and as far as I’m concerned, I don’t have any plans yet to mass produce it (although nublie did suggest that I start selling the shirt or sth, but I thought I’d keep it in small quantities for its novelty value). I do intend to discuss w/ pa’a to provide me w/ designs for a cap and a long-sleeved shirt (and maybe someday a jacket of some sort, now that’d be cool) in the future, but for now, I’m thinking of making a few more t-shirts as birthday presents for some of my closer associates/enemies. so if you know me and I know your address, don’t be surprised if you’re getting a shirt with a mean-looking pig emblazoned on the back on your birthday. you have been warned.
